Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin smash Hulk!

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin rides to the Governor's mansion on a whale oil powered snowmobile.

 

Little Known Fact: President Sarah Palin will one day name our 57th state "Obama."

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin could drink Ted Kennedy under the table.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin has Osama Bin Laden chained up in her backyard.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin has a copy of Barack Obama's actual birth certificate.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can shave her legs with her fingernails.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin chose Arctic Fox as her Secret Service code name. Then Joe Biden copied her.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin eats frog legs so that they can't get away.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is as American as Apple Pie. Barack Obama is as American as Camel Pie.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin has spiked soles on her high heels.

 

Little Known Fact: While some people count sheep, Sarah Palin counts trophy antlers.

 

Little Known Fact: You must not ask what Sarah Palin can do for you. You must ask what you can do for Sarah Palin.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin's license plate says NOHECANT.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can slam elevator doors shut.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin inflates her tires and drills for gas.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin wears her hair up with a 30 round banana clip.

 

Little Known Fact: Barack Obama bowled a score of 37. Sarah Palin bowled that with her first ball.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin speaks Kodiak, Polar and Grizzly.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin was shooting at some food and up through the ground came a bubbling crude.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can kick start a motorcycle that's out of gas.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin's sled dogs have a "Beware of Sarah Palin" sign on their doghouse.

 

Little Known Fact: Space aliens are afraid of being captured by Sarah Palin.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin invented Eskimo kissing.

 

Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can run a four minute mile. In heels.